Canadian Haiku

[chezmax]

Roll up the Rim time:
Thousands of discarded cups
All, "Please play again!"

Comments

[zanate.livejournal.com]

Sardonic wag quips,
"Roll up the Rim to Litter";
Buys one anyway.

[chezmax]

Wants to recycle
but can't start his day without
large double double

[zanate.livejournal.com]

Starbucks or Timmy's
Tastebuds confront self-image
Marketing hostage

[chezmax]

The major problem:
Typical Starbucks order
can't fit in haiku

[quingawaga.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAH! Brilliant.

[zanate.livejournal.com]

I'll have a grande
Half-caf Americano
Leave room for milk, please.

[chezmax]

A grande non-fat
caramel machiato
with whipped, if you please.

[brokenmellcifer.livejournal.com]

This post is so true.
Chances one in nine? My ass!
Also, it snowed again.

[chezmax]

Wiarton Willie
said that spring would be early.
What a crock of shit.

[fallyn-angel.livejournal.com]

Nerds.... :)

[chezmax]

You're just jealous!

[masterslacker.livejournal.com]

These are all hilarious!

[chezmax]

Glad you enjoyed :)

[lakme.livejournal.com]

I play the green version on Facebook,
It mocks me too,
with messages of loss.

[byagghametta.livejournal.com]

I miss paper cups
I want to roll one up too
Stupid lack of Tim's.

[chezmax]

You too can have Tim's!
a short drive to find a Tim's
In some nearby state :)

[byagghametta.livejournal.com]

My problem is thus:
I know where to get Tim's stuff,
but cannot drive there.

It isn't distance
so much as it is the time.
Also, I can't drive.

[chezmax]

You should come visit.
As many rims as you want:
It'll be worth your while.

[taffer.livejournal.com]

I believe Coffee Time is having a competing promotion... bring in a losing Roll Up The Rim cup and get a regular free coffee.