chezmax | Canadian Haiku

Roll up the Rim time:
Thousands of discarded cups
All, "Please play again!"

Sardonic wag quips,
"Roll up the Rim to Litter";
Buys one anyway.

Wants to recycle
but can't start his day without
large double double

Starbucks or Timmy's
Tastebuds confront self-image
Marketing hostage

The major problem:
Typical Starbucks order
can't fit in haiku

AHAHAHAH! Brilliant.

I'll have a grande
Half-caf Americano
Leave room for milk, please.

A grande non-fat
caramel machiato
with whipped, if you please.

This post is so true.
Chances one in nine? My ass!
Also, it snowed again.

Wiarton Willie
said that spring would be early.
What a crock of shit.

Nerds.... :)

You're just jealous!

These are all hilarious!

Glad you enjoyed :)

I play the green version on Facebook,
It mocks me too,
with messages of loss.

I miss paper cups
I want to roll one up too
Stupid lack of Tim's.

You too can have Tim's!
a short drive to find a Tim's
In some nearby state :)

My problem is thus:
I know where to get Tim's stuff,
but cannot drive there.

It isn't distance
so much as it is the time.
Also, I can't drive.

You should come visit.
As many rims as you want:
It'll be worth your while.

I believe Coffee Time is having a competing promotion... bring in a losing Roll Up The Rim cup and get a regular free coffee.