Chastity! Our parental delusion about what you're doing with your teenage life, being too embarrassed to talk to you ourselves about sex, pregnancy and the possibility of serious disease.
Just don't do it.
Re: chastity definition - chastity is the conscious decision to forego sexual relations indefinitely, typically for spiritual/purity purposes (i.e. the parental delusion kind of fits, though abstinence is usually the word used for this)
Silly parents, the sooner you accept that your children are already having more action than you've seen in 20 years, the easier it'll be on all of you.
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Just don't do it.
Re: chastity definition -
chastity is the conscious decision to forego sexual relations indefinitely, typically for spiritual/purity purposes (i.e. the parental delusion kind of fits, though abstinence is usually the word used for this)
Silly parents, the sooner you accept that your children are already having more action than you've seen in 20 years, the easier it'll be on all of you.
no subject
Oh wait, my mother reads this. *behaves*