2009 Resolutions

[chezmax]

1. Continue my remarkable streak of not-dying.

Comments

[taldragon.livejournal.com]

that's a good resolution. i might adopt it.

[chezmax]

S'a'good one.

So, it's 2009. ...

How YOU doin'? :)

[balatro.livejournal.com]

Breathing is always helpful :)

[chezmax]

My breathing helps out hundreds of plants!

[fallyn-angel.livejournal.com]

Who in turn, work hard to help you with your resolution! :)

Unless... you know.... lightning hits a tree you're standing under and it gets pissed off so it decides to take it out on you and crushes you. But then, you never know WHICH trees are the Rebel Trees.

Best just to help them out from a distance....

[cjtremlett.livejournal.com]

A friend of my resolved to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide through respiration.

And that's not-dying rather than not-dyeing, right? *g*

[chezmax]

Oh no. Dyeing will definitely continue. :)

[elbieinwaterloo.livejournal.com]

Even if morale improves?

[odiedragon.livejournal.com]

I did the same thing!

[gx7.livejournal.com]

Boy oh boy! Do I have the pills for you!? These anti-death pills are yours for the low price of $29.95. That's right! 29.95!

But wait! There's more! If you comment right now, I'll throw in a second set of pills for free! That's a value of $59.90 for only $29.95!

With such an amazing deal, how can you resist?

Warning: These pills may cause life. They might also be vaporware.

[chezmax]

It sounds like you're selling me fertility pills...

[gx7.livejournal.com]

I think you need the voices in my head for that to sound right. Admittedly, these voices are 'borrowed' from TV.

[3-obsidian-fish.livejournal.com]

i fully support that resolution! :D

[bridgeoutahead.livejournal.com]

this resolution amuses me :)

[taffer.livejournal.com]

Bawww, I failed at GIS for a capture of that Itchy & Scratchy episode where there was a newspaper headline with "You need a heart to live"....