CONGRATULARIONS! (I get a lot of these)

[chezmax]

Subject: CONGRATULARIONS! YOU HAVE WON THE SUM OF 5 MILLION DOLLARS IN OUR
CURRENT PROMOTION.......pk
From: "PEPSI BOTTLING COMPANY" <info@pepsi.co.uk>
Reply-To: rings@jmail.co.za

[...]

We are happy to inform you that you have just won yourself the sum of 5
million Dollar. Note that your email address was selected via our
computer
draws held today. Your File number attached to your ticket is
BEP00934/UK.
[...]

You know, I think I've won well over 100 million dollars, and these are just the ones that make it past my spam filters. Strangely, usually this spam is in pounds sterling, claiming to come from the UK and all. I love the 'CONGRATULARIONS' though. That totally makes it.

Comments

[shlorp.livejournal.com]

Congratularions come from the Planet Congratulara.

[chezmax]

Is that where you're from, my dear Lisa?

[shlorp.livejournal.com]

Bleep blop blorp.

[chezmax]

I almost wanted to call you shlorpipoo, but I didn't like the way it rolled off the tongue...

[shlorp.livejournal.com]

I like it!